Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Hello and Goodbye

Hello new readers; one for sure and possibly a couple piggy backing prospects with the outside chance of gaining a following of emotionally advanced, I'm too cool for school teenage Freudian malcontents that truly wish to bang their parents but have become to lazy due to their prescribed overdosing of ADHD medication.

Goodbye to all that you thought was sacred, off limits, too risque, or falls into the ever expanding net of political correctness. If you are reading this, there is very little chance you will ever be in any kind of office and if by chance you somehow become elected even as the president of your neighborhood watch trust me, your days are limited.

My intentions in this blog are simple, direct, and pointed. I hope to discuss hot button topics and personal experiences that will have absolutely zero effect in enriching the lives of the reader. In staying true to today's societal form, this blog will be of benefit to me and those that are possibly into self mutilation of their own moral compass.

So before I jettison into the "blogosphere" as it seems appropriately named due to the demise in quality content, similar to our own atmosphere (read into that; filled with manufactured toxic bullshit) I will leave you with a quote from Robbin Williams that is not only slap nuts funny, but will indicate some of the future ramblings and views from your truly.

When discussing Michael Jackson's use of Propofol as a sleep agent with his doctor, his doctor states, "Using Propofol to fall asleep is like going under chemotherapy because you are tired of shaving your fucking head"

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